How's Microsoft Doing?

My friend asked me how Microsoft is doing at a dinner party. This is how our real conversation went last night:

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Friend: How is Microsoft doing?
Me: I don't know.
Friend: Don't you trade stocks?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Then how do you not know how Microsoft is doing?
Me: I haven't traded Microsoft in years.
Friend: Why? It's one of the biggest